Friends
I can never watch it to many times.
Coco Rocha by Greg Kadel
Kate Winslet by Tom Munro
Daily Sheldon Wisdom
Penny: I give up. He’s impossible!
Sheldon: I can’t be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, ‘I give up; he’s improbable’.
From episode The Gothowitz Deviation
Eva Green in Vogue Germany (2006)
Daily Sheldom Wisdom
Sheldon: Leonard, you may be right. It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion.
Leonard: You really think so?
Sheldon: Of course not. Even in my sleep-deprived state, I’ve managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!
From episode The Monopolar Expedition
So You Think You Can Dance
Season 8 Top 8 Performance
Dancers: Melanie Moore and Sasha Mallory
Choreographer: Sonya Tayeh
BEST NUMBER OF THE SEASON
by Benjamin Lacombe
Daily Sheldon Wisdom
Sheldon: For what it’s worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.
From episode The Classified Material Turbulence
The Farmer’s Luck
“There was once an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day, his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbors came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically. “Maybe,” the farmer replied.
The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it two other wild horses. “Such good luck!” the neighbors exclaimed. “Maybe,” replied the farmer.
The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown off, and broke his leg. Again, the neighbors came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune. “Such bad luck,” they said. “Maybe,” answered the farmer.
The day after that, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army to fight in a war. Seeing that the son’s leg was broken, they passed him by. “Such good luck!” cried the neighbors. “Maybe,” said the farmer.”
in Zen Shorts by Jon J. Muth
